It’s fall, time for kids soccer. Time for the intense competition. Time for the intricate footwork. Time for teamwork and one goal after another. Okay, who am I kidding, this is kindergarten soccer after all. The one thing I am guaranteed is entertainment! It’s an age where kids have absolutely no idea what there are doing, but have fun doing it! They don’t care and that is what makes kindergarten soccer so great and so much fun to watch. The following is a list of what happened during one of my son’s soccer games. Seriously, it all happened during one game.